dubstepsunset:

you know how you have those exs that whenever you see them now you just start laughing so hard about how fucking shitty of a person they have become?? ok so does anyone else get that feeling but with people who used to be your best friend?

It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)


poeltergeist:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pleatedjeans:

21 Reasons Leslie Nielsen Was a National Treasure

Police Squad and the Naked Gun films never fail to make me cackle :D

True Comedy God

dubstepsunset:

Waking up in your briefs is one of the best things

dubstepsunset:

Waking up in your briefs is one of the best things

dubstepsunset:

Yo imma win this silly hat contest today no doubt

Update: I won the contest guys

dubstepsunset:

Yo imma win this silly hat contest today no doubt

Update: I won the contest guys

hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve heard in my life.

Drinking

Last night I took like 6 shots of that glazed donut flavored vodka with the crew and I haven’t drank hard liquor like that in a good while. Me and Jennie both ended up with our heads in the toilet, wondering why the fuck we even got drunk in the first place. This is like a legitimate ritual for us you guys. Cause look we’re just a pair of straight up stoner chicks who every once in a while are like oh dude you know what would be fun?? Let’s just mix it up tonight and fuckin drink man it’ll be awesome! False. It is never even close to awesome lol. Seriously tho, people who drink please come to my inbox and explain yourself. How and why would you even choose this as your way to get fucked up because I quite literally do not understand it. First off it’s like there is no happy medium because when you start feeling good you want to drink more and then eventually you just feel like shit. When I’m drunk I just feel completely slow and stupid with the spins or a killer headache. How is this fun for anyone???????? Why is this legal, but pot isn’t? Smoking is a million times better, a million times safer, and you can still drive perfectly fine. Idk do I sound crazy here or does anyone else agree with me that drinking is totally overrated?

i mean, they are pretty cool socks